{"id":399,"date":"2012-04-13T15:58:56","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T12:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/?p=399"},"modified":"2012-04-13T15:58:56","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T12:58:56","slug":"utlusi-vol-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/2012\/04\/13\/utlusi-vol-16\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dctlusi vol 16…"},"content":{"rendered":"

S\u00e4rg<\/strong>
\n“Mina ei tea, kas minu koristaja on \u00e4ra surnud, reisile l\u00e4inud v\u00f5i midagi, aga seda tahvlit keegi ei pese!”
\n“Henri, sa naerad nagu vanapagan!”<\/p>\n

Vellerind<\/strong>
\n“M\u00f5lemad (magnetid) kannavad oma p\u00f5hja ja l\u00f5unat alati kaasas.”
\n“Aga kui liiga palju rakke h\u00e4vib, otsustab organism, et pole m\u00f5tet enam edasi eksisteerida, ja sureb \u00e4ra.”<\/p>\n

Telefon heliseb, Vellerind v\u00f5tab vastu: “Jah… Okei…” V\u00f5tab taskust rahakoti, sealt autov\u00f5tmed, paneb need kilekotti, astub akna juurde, \u00fctleb h\u00e4mmeldunud klassile: “Mul on missioon t\u00e4ita.” Viskab v\u00f5tmed aknast alla, kommenteerib: “Mul pole neid enam vaja.”<\/p>\n

Noodla:<\/strong>
\n“Ragnar!!! Kellelegi on vist kevad s\u00fcdamesse l\u00f6\u00f6nud…”
\n“20. on \u00fcks hea harjutus, aga me ei tee seda, sest Kaspar haigutas.”<\/p>\n

Sooalu:<\/strong> “Sellep\u00e4rast te tasuta piima saategi, et viibite tervistkahjustavas kabinetis!”<\/p>\n

Keegi: “Kas loomadel on ka Downi s\u00fcndroomiga lapsi?”
\nOtsman:<\/strong> “No vaevalt k\u00fcll. M\u00f5tle, n\u00e4iteks sada aastat tagasi v\u00f5i praegu Aafrikas, et need lapsel seal kasvatati t\u00e4iskasvanuks?”
\nJoann: “…kas nad s\u00fc\u00fcakse \u00e4ra siis?”<\/p>\n

Raja:
\n<\/strong>“Close enough”
\n“Nurga kraadid on valitud halvasti. Ausalt \u00f6eldes on need k\u00f5ige halvemad asjad, mis olemas on.”<\/p>\n

Silver (hilineb tundi): “Ma interpreteerisin kella valesti.”<\/p>\n

Klemet: “Triin, su krunn on nii ahvatlev!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

S\u00e4rg “Mina ei tea, kas minu koristaja on \u00e4ra surnud, reisile l\u00e4inud v\u00f5i midagi, aga seda tahvlit keegi ei pese!” “Henri, sa naerad nagu vanapagan!” Vellerind “M\u00f5lemad (magnetid) kannavad oma p\u00f5hja ja l\u00f5unat alati kaasas.” “Aga kui liiga palju rakke h\u00e4vib, otsustab organism, et pole m\u00f5tet enam edasi eksisteerida, ja sureb \u00e4ra.” Telefon heliseb, Vellerind […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-399","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-9c"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=399"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/399\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=399"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=399"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=399"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}