{"id":316,"date":"2011-10-15T00:03:50","date_gmt":"2011-10-14T21:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/?p=316"},"modified":"2011-10-15T00:03:50","modified_gmt":"2011-10-14T21:03:50","slug":"utlusi-vol-3-ehk-keemia-tund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/2011\/10\/15\/utlusi-vol-3-ehk-keemia-tund\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dctlusi vol 3 ehk keemia tund…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Kangro:<\/strong>
\n“Sa oled nagu sitasitikas vahukoorega.”<\/p>\n

“Muuseas, ta(Ca) on raskem kui vesi. Ta on nagu teie: jeee, saan ujuma minna!”<\/p>\n

“Kuumutage seda ettevaatlikult. Tohutult, super, power ettevaatlikult. Ei, see viimane ikka ei sobinud.”<\/p>\n

“Teile ju meeldib solkida!”<\/p>\n

“Loksutage, kui p\u00e4rast kolme p\u00e4eva \u00e4ra pole kadunud, lisage juurde.”<\/p>\n

“Poisid, ma v\u00f5in teile \u00f5petada, kuidas gaasim\u00fcrgitust teha. L\u00e4hete koju kraanikausi juurde, valate selle torusee vesinikkloriidhapet. T\u00f5mbate siis seda endale sisse. Varsti hakkab pea valutama ja sees keerama, siis l\u00e4hete kuskile \u00f5huvaesesse ruumi. Hea k\u00fcll, see oli nali.”<\/p>\n

“J\u00e4i koju? K\u00fcll sul on alles halb ema…”<\/p>\n

“V\u00e4ga hea!!! See on vale! Aga seda parem!”<\/p>\n

“NaCl tipa-tapa-tipa-tapa h\u00fcppab vette l\u00e4heb katki\/…\/ Kui teie sulpsti vette h\u00fcppate, ei eraldu parem k\u00e4si ja vasak k\u00e4si.”<\/p>\n

“Teie kirjutate nagu noored jumalad selle v\u00f5rrandi l\u00f5puni. Vasaku k\u00e4ega. Pange silmad ka kinni!”<\/p>\n

Ja l\u00f5petuseks \u00fcks \u00fcksik Karu<\/strong>(geograafiast siiski):
\n“Mandrij\u00e4\u00e4 kukkus lopsti alla!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Kangro: “Sa oled nagu sitasitikas vahukoorega.” “Muuseas, ta(Ca) on raskem kui vesi. Ta on nagu teie: jeee, saan ujuma minna!” “Kuumutage seda ettevaatlikult. Tohutult, super, power ettevaatlikult. Ei, see viimane ikka ei sobinud.” “Teile ju meeldib solkida!” “Loksutage, kui p\u00e4rast kolme p\u00e4eva \u00e4ra pole kadunud, lisage juurde.” “Poisid, ma v\u00f5in teile \u00f5petada, kuidas gaasim\u00fcrgitust teha. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-316","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-9c"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=316"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/316\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=316"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=316"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/arh130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=316"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}