{"id":1588,"date":"2020-04-01T17:06:36","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T14:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/?p=1588"},"modified":"2020-04-07T17:30:32","modified_gmt":"2020-04-07T14:30:32","slug":"aprillaprill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/2020\/04\/01\/aprillaprill\/","title":{"rendered":"Aprill!Aprill!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Selle aasta naljakuu v\u00e4ga naljakas ei ole &#8211; aga p\u00fc\u00fcme siis tuju \u00fcleval hoida ja teeme nalja!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;font-size: 14pt\"><strong>Oliver<\/strong><\/span> kirjutas pika luuletuse, siin on m\u00f5ned read:\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8230; \u00dcksteist veame ninapidi,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">naljad tulevad meil ligi.\u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Tuju k\u00f5igil v\u00e4ga hea,\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Poisid kaotanud on pea. &#8230;..<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff00ff\">Marii<\/span> <\/strong><\/span>kogus Juku naljad kokku:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00d5petaja: &#8220;Missugusel pardil on neli jalga?&#8221;<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Juku: &#8220;Leopardil.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00d5petaja k\u00e4sib: &#8220;K\u00f5ik, kes ennast rumalaks peavad, t\u00f5usku p\u00fcsti!&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Keegi ei t\u00f5use.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">L\u00f5puks t\u00f5useb Juku aegamisi p\u00fcsti.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8220;Nii et sina, Juku, arvad, et oled puupea?&#8221; k\u00fcsib \u00f5petaja.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8220;Seda just mitte, \u00f5petaja, aga justkui piinlik vaadata, et te \u00fcksi seisma peate,&#8221; vastab Juku.<\/span><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\u00d5petaja: \u201eMillist s\u00f5na tarvitavad \u00f5pilased koolis k\u00f5ige enam?\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Juku: \u201eEi tea.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00d5petaja: \u201eV\u00e4ga \u00f5ige!\u201d\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;color: #00ff00\"><strong>Emily<\/strong><\/span> kirjutas pika ajakohase luuletuse, siin on m\u00f5ned read:<\/p>\n<p>Praegu on \u00fcks kurblik aeg.<\/p>\n<p>Me maale on tunginud viiruse laev.<\/p>\n<p>K\u00f5ik passivad praegu kodus karantiinis.<\/p>\n<p>Poelettidelt otsa on saanud v\u00e4lismaa sardiinid. &#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #3366ff\"><em>Palju l\u00f5busaid lugusid ja luuletusi kirjutati ning jutustati,<\/em><\/span> kuid<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;color: #ff0000\"><em><strong>tegelikult tahaks v\u00e4ga-v\u00e4ga-v\u00e4ga kooli!!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Selle aasta naljakuu v\u00e4ga naljakas ei ole &#8211; aga p\u00fc\u00fcme siis tuju \u00fcleval hoida ja teeme nalja! Oliver kirjutas pika luuletuse, siin on m\u00f5ned read:\u00a0 &#8230; \u00dcksteist veame ninapidi,\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0naljad tulevad meil ligi.\u00a0 \u00a0 Tuju k\u00f5igil v\u00e4ga hea,\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0Poisid kaotanud on pea. &#8230;.. Marii kogus Juku naljad kokku: \u00d5petaja: &#8220;Missugusel pardil on neli jalga?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":72,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maaratlemata"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/72"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1588"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1599,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1588\/revisions\/1599"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/144a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}