{"id":84,"date":"2012-11-10T11:19:14","date_gmt":"2012-11-10T11:19:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/?p=84"},"modified":"2012-11-10T21:26:27","modified_gmt":"2012-11-10T21:26:27","slug":"utlusi-vol-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/2012\/11\/10\/utlusi-vol-4\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dctlusi vol 4…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Reimann:
\n<\/strong>“Kaia Kanepi on praegu rivist v\u00e4ljas, aga \u00fclesandeid v\u00f5ib temast ikka teha.”
\n“See on m\u00e4ngup\u00fcss. V\u00f5tsin selle v\u00e4ikeselt poisilt \u00e4ra. (\u00dcritab katset teha) noh, ei tulegi v\u00e4lja! Oleksin pidanud poisi ka kaasa v\u00f5tma, tema oskas paremini!”
\n“See joonis ei tulnud v\u00e4ga lennuki moodi v\u00e4lja. Kirjutage juurde, et lennuk. Mina pole kunsti\u00f5petust saanud 30 aastat, teie kolm p\u00e4eva.”
\n“Lahendus algab sellest, et joonistan rongi paigalseisvaks.”<\/p>\n

Reimann:”Nii, siin on kurv. Mis j\u00f5ud paneb auto m\u00f6\u00f6da kurvi liikuma?”
\nLauri: “Hobuj\u00f5ud.”‘<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Kupits:\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0“Villu Raja \u00fctleb selle v\u00f5tte kohta niimoodi. Aga see pole p\u00e4ris \u00f5ige. Seda \u00f5pitakse 5. klassis, selle p\u00e4rast ta seda ei teagi.”<\/p>\n

Karu:
\n<\/strong>“Rasmusel tuli eelmine tund uni peale- nii kui paned tule kustu, arvab, et on \u00f6\u00f6.”
\n“Tundub, nagu oleksid ohutus kauguses, aga laava leiab sind ikka \u00fcles.”<\/p>\n

S\u00e4rg:<\/strong>\u00a0“Mida Heinsaar siis talle \u00fctleb?”
\nMihkel: “Et ta, noh, ei tohiks nii palju juua, vaid peaks rohkem armukeste juures k\u00e4ima.”<\/p>\n

Vatsel:\u00a0<\/strong>“Kust sa, h\u00e4rra, n\u00fc\u00fcd v\u00e4lja ilmusid?”
\nRasmus: “Ma olen kogu aeg siin olnud.”
\nVatsel: “Ma ei n\u00e4inud sind. Hakkab vist vanadus peale tulema…”
\nRasmus: “Hakkab vist jah.”<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Juksar: “See on nii kurb, kui inimestel ainult \u00fcks kass on. Minul on k\u00fcll kolm kassi.”
\nKunagi ammu Emil: “Minu k\u00e4es on kolm vene keele t\u00f6\u00f6vihikut. \u00dchelgi pole nime ja k\u00f5igis on minu k\u00e4ekiri. Kuidas k\u00e4ituda?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Reimann: “Kaia Kanepi on praegu rivist v\u00e4ljas, aga \u00fclesandeid v\u00f5ib temast ikka teha.” “See on m\u00e4ngup\u00fcss. V\u00f5tsin selle v\u00e4ikeselt poisilt \u00e4ra. (\u00dcritab katset teha) noh, ei tulegi v\u00e4lja! Oleksin pidanud poisi ka kaasa v\u00f5tma, tema oskas paremini!” “See joonis ei tulnud v\u00e4ga lennuki moodi v\u00e4lja. Kirjutage juurde, et lennuk. Mina pole kunsti\u00f5petust saanud 30 aastat, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":86,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/86"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}