{"id":52,"date":"2012-09-29T14:29:38","date_gmt":"2012-09-29T14:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/?p=52"},"modified":"2012-09-30T11:10:52","modified_gmt":"2012-09-30T11:10:52","slug":"utlusi-vol-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/2012\/09\/29\/utlusi-vol-2\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00dctlusi vol 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Saar:\u00a0<\/strong>“Toon teile perioodidest tabeli, et te saaksite aru elu v\u00f5imalikkusest Reaalkoolis.”
\nJ\u00f6rgen hilineb. Saar: “Kust sa siis tuled?”
\nJ\u00f6rgen: “Vetsust tulen. Sellised j\u00e4rjekorrad olid!”<\/p>\n

Reimann\u00a0<\/strong>(lastevanemate koosolekust): “No k\u00fcll ma selle \u00e4ra sisustan, kas v\u00f5i f\u00fc\u00fcsikaga.”
\n“Nii, mida see t\u00e4hendab? See t\u00e4hendab seda, et keegi loll pani x-telje nii, et keha alguspunkt on miinuses.”
\n“M\u00f5ni lapsevanem on kurtnud, et mis kooli\u00fcritus see kell kolm \u00f6\u00f6sel on. ”
\n“Ei saa ju kohe reeglit teha, et kaheteistk\u00fcmnendikud k\u00fcmnendikega suhelda ei tohi. Et kui m\u00f5ni neist teid nurga taha kutsub, siis ei tohi te minna.”
\n“Ei tohi j\u00e4\u00e4da mulje, et Reaalkoolis v\u00f5ib teha mida tahad. Juua ja s\u00fc\u00fca ja…”
\nPoisid hilinevad p\u00e4rast s\u00f6\u00f6mist tundi. Reimann: “Ei suutnud siis j\u00e4rjekorras vahele tr\u00fcgida v\u00f5i?”<\/p>\n

Jumal: “Ja vanemad siinviibijad v\u00f5ivad n\u00fc\u00fcd minna kohvi jooma… v\u00f5i bussi peale v\u00f5i…”
\nReimann: “Ema lubas kauemaks j\u00e4\u00e4da.”<\/p>\n

Ahuna:\u00a0<\/strong>“Oota, ma l\u00e4hen toon selle raamatu! Ei hinga ka vahepeal!”
\n“Vot selline kole tegelane oli A. Rosenberg. Aga ta oli hea joonistaja!”
\n“Kui te kunagi mingil p\u00f5hjusel direktori kabinetti satute, viige jutt liblikatele ja Rosenbergi maalile.”<\/p>\n

Kupits:\u00a0<\/strong>“Te saate ju aru, et t\u00f5usu pole ja null ei ole kaks erinevat asja.”<\/p>\n

S\u00e4rg:\u00a0<\/strong>“Minge Tartusse ja suudelge vihmavarju all. P\u00e4ris purskkaevu pole m\u00f5tet ronida, aga suudelge kindlasti.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Saar:\u00a0“Toon teile perioodidest tabeli, et te saaksite aru elu v\u00f5imalikkusest Reaalkoolis.” J\u00f6rgen hilineb. Saar: “Kust sa siis tuled?” J\u00f6rgen: “Vetsust tulen. Sellised j\u00e4rjekorrad olid!” Reimann\u00a0(lastevanemate koosolekust): “No k\u00fcll ma selle \u00e4ra sisustan, kas v\u00f5i f\u00fc\u00fcsikaga.” “Nii, mida see t\u00e4hendab? See t\u00e4hendab seda, et keegi loll pani x-telje nii, et keha alguspunkt on miinuses.” “M\u00f5ni lapsevanem […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":53,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/53"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/59"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130c\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}