{"id":240,"date":"2015-01-04T13:07:49","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T13:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/?p=240"},"modified":"2015-04-10T23:41:06","modified_gmt":"2015-04-10T23:41:06","slug":"koik-riigikokku-8-12-2014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/2015\/01\/04\/koik-riigikokku-8-12-2014\/","title":{"rendered":"K\u00f5ik riigikokku! 8.12.2014"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eToompead r\u00fcnnatakse! Ma kordan \u2013 Toompead r\u00fcnnatakse!\u201c Tallinna Reaalkooli raskekahurv\u00e4gi, koosseisus 12b. klass ja \u00f5petaja Tiia Luuk, marsivad \u00fchtlasel sammul vallutama meie k\u00f5rvalk\u00fcnkal asuvat mannaroosat kindlust. Kohtume Remo Holsmeriga, temast saab meie liider. Oh ei, t\u00e4nane lahing j\u00e4\u00e4b \u00e4ra, k\u00f5igepealt tuleb maad uurida.<\/p>\n<p>J\u00e4rgneme oma juhile nagu v\u00e4ikesed armetud inetud pardipojad uhke luige sabas. K\u00f5ike seda on palju, oh, meie peakestel on raskusi v\u00f5tta vastu kogu seda informatsiooni peale v\u00e4sitavat koolip\u00e4eva sinisel esmasp\u00e4eval. Hei-hei, Juhan Parts! R\u00e4situd armee on virgunud sirgeks ja suundub Valgesse saali, kus kl\u00f5psame ka \u00fche meeldej\u00e4\u00e4va foto. Tipphetkeks on riigikogu istungisaali l\u00e4biotsimine. H\u00f5ivame riigikogu liikmete kohad, julgemad astuvad k\u00f5nepulti. Ootame k\u00f5net..t\u00e4na seda ei tule. J\u00e4rjekordne pettumus. See-eest on v\u00e4gev tunda end seadusandliku v\u00f5imu esindajana.<\/p>\n<p>K\u00fclastame veel olulisi ruume ja kohtume potentsiaalsete liitlaste ja vaenlastega. Meie retk j\u00f5uab l\u00f5pule, kui peame olema k\u00f5ik \u201ev\u00f5idukad r\u00fc\u00fctlid\u201c ja p\u00e4\u00e4stma printsessi Pika Hermanni torni tipust. V\u00f5hm on v\u00e4ljas, s\u00fcda puperdab sees, kuid siiski j\u00f5uame imekombel karge tuule k\u00e4tte. Tuul vehib raevukalt ja rohkem kui paar minutit ei suuda keegi p\u00fcsida tipus, kuid \u00e4ra tegime. Reaalkooli lipp seisab k\u00f5rgel.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-244\" src=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d2-300x168.png\" alt=\"d2\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d2-300x168.png 300w, https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d2.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-243\" src=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d1-300x224.png\" alt=\"d1\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d1-300x224.png 300w, https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/files\/2015\/02\/d1.png 1000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201eToompead r\u00fcnnatakse! Ma kordan \u2013 Toompead r\u00fcnnatakse!\u201c Tallinna Reaalkooli raskekahurv\u00e4gi, koosseisus 12b. klass ja \u00f5petaja Tiia Luuk, marsivad \u00fchtlasel sammul vallutama meie k\u00f5rvalk\u00fcnkal asuvat mannaroosat kindlust. Kohtume Remo Holsmeriga, temast saab meie liider. Oh ei, t\u00e4nane lahing j\u00e4\u00e4b \u00e4ra, k\u00f5igepealt tuleb maad uurida. J\u00e4rgneme oma juhile nagu v\u00e4ikesed armetud inetud pardipojad uhke luige sabas. K\u00f5ike [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":64,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/64"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/130b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}