{"id":622,"date":"2013-04-29T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T20:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/?p=622"},"modified":"2013-04-29T20:52:59","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T20:52:59","slug":"surnuaed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/2013\/04\/29\/surnuaed\/","title":{"rendered":"Surnuaed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mul asub kalmistu kolme kilomeetri kaugusel ja see on jala minnes jube kaugel, sest ratast meil pole. T\u00e4hendab, oli, aga selle varastas eelmisel aastal naabripoiss Andrei, kes ei pidanud paljuks v\u00f5tta \u00fches ka pesumasina kasutusjuhend. Ta ise seda loomulikult ei tunnista, aga mina tean, sest Peeter \u00fctles mulle.<\/p>\n<p>Peeter elas 18. sajandil ning oli t\u00e4iskohaga ori. Peeter oli parasjagu metsas m\u00f5isah\u00e4rrale seeni korjamas, kui jahimehed ta p\u00f5dra p\u00e4he maha lasid. Iga kord, kui Peeter seda lugu jutustab, naerab ta k\u00f5va h\u00e4\u00e4lega ja l\u00fckkab mu siis puu otsast alla. Ema lubas Peetri \u00e4ra tappa, kui k\u00e4tte saab.<\/p>\n<p>Minu esimene armastus oli Sebastian. Sebastian oli 16-aastane, kui ta Aia t\u00e4naval heroiini \u00fcledoosi suri. M\u00e4letan selgelt, kui muretult ta oma matustel leinava ema tagumikku n\u00e4pistas, ise \u00fclemeelikult itsitades. Sebastian oli v\u00e4ga ilus: l\u00fchike, blond ja paks. Mulle meeldivad paksud poisid, v\u00f5ib-olla seet\u00f5ttu, et ma ise olen peene kondiga. Anorektiline oli vist see s\u00f5na&#8230; Mina talle ei meeldinud.<\/p>\n<p>Paljud inimesed ei salli surnuaedu, osalt seep\u00e4rast, et seal ei toimu kunagi mitte \u00fchtegi osturallit. \u00dclej\u00e4\u00e4nud sada kolm p\u00f5hjust liigituvad vastavalt vanusele, soole, j\u00f5ukusele jne (Peeter von Brocke, 1723). Ma ei hakka neid \u00fcles loetlema, k\u00fcsige mehe enda k\u00e4est. Bussid 34A ja 38, peatus Metsakalmistu.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-623\" alt=\"mahhov_1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_1.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_1.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_1-300x214.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/Mahhov_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-624\" alt=\"Mahhov_2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/Mahhov_2.jpg\" width=\"410\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/Mahhov_2.jpg 410w, https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/Mahhov_2-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-625\" alt=\"mahhov_3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_3.jpg\" width=\"560\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_3.jpg 800w, https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/files\/2013\/04\/mahhov_3-300x172.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 560px) 100vw, 560px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sebastian, Andrei ja Peeter(Peeter on musta m\u00fctsiga mees, parasjagu s\u00f5pradega nalja viskamas)<\/p>\n<p>Ann-Leen Mahhov<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mul asub kalmistu kolme kilomeetri kaugusel ja see on jala minnes jube kaugel, sest ratast meil pole. T\u00e4hendab, oli, aga selle varastas eelmisel aastal naabripoiss Andrei, kes ei pidanud paljuks v\u00f5tta \u00fches ka pesumasina kasutusjuhend. Ta ise seda loomulikult ei tunnista, aga mina tean, sest Peeter \u00fctles mulle. Peeter elas 18. sajandil ning oli t\u00e4iskohaga [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eesti-keele-blogipostitused"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":629,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions\/629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129b\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}