{"id":130,"date":"2013-04-29T18:55:10","date_gmt":"2013-04-29T18:55:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/?p=130"},"modified":"2013-04-29T18:55:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-29T18:55:10","slug":"pargid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/2013\/04\/29\/pargid\/","title":{"rendered":"Pargid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alles m\u00f6\u00f6dunud laup\u00e4eva \u00f5htupoolikul trippisime koos vana tuttava h\u00e4rra Nirkmaniga Tammsaare pargis. Puhusime niisama mulli elust ja olust kui j\u00e4rsku m\u00e4rkasime enda \u00fcmber puid. Sattusime segadusse. \u201eKas me oleme metsas!?\u201c h\u00fc\u00fcatas Nirkmees. \u201eEi oska \u00f6elda, olen segaduses,\u201c sosistasin aukartusega Nirgile. Paar sammu edasi kargas p\u00f5rgates p\u00f5\u00f5sast v\u00e4lja pargistunud kassin\u00e4rakas. Ehmusime ja jooksime 1k4ja v\u00f5ssa. \u00dclej\u00e4\u00e4nud on blackout, avastasin ennast pargi \u00e4\u00e4res alles kolm tundi hiljem. Ka Nirkmees roomas t\u00e4navapingi alt v\u00e4lja kus ta oli end varjanud klaasistunud silmadega surmava p\u00f5\u00f5sakassi eest. Olgu see meile k\u00f5igile \u00f5ppetunniks \u2013 Tallinna pargid on sitaks ohtlikud. Kassi n\u00e4itel n\u00e4eme, et olendid metsistuvad ehk \u201epargistuvad\u201c, mis on ohuks Tallinna elanikele. Pargistumine kutsub esile iga indiviidi \u00fcrgse kiskjainstinkti, iidsed DNA ahelad petavad aju, pannes olendi uskuma, et ta on k\u00f5ikv\u00f5imas predaator. Arvatavasti pargistusin ka ise selle hirmsa kolme tunni v\u00e4ltel, s\u00e4rk oli kurat p\u00e4ris ribadeks. Ka Nirkman oli paar juuksesalku kaotanud. Toome veel \u00fche n\u00e4ite \u2013 paar aastat tagasi oli eriti ekstreemne juhus kui inimene oli pargistunud ja asus oma territooriumi kaitsma. Kutsun teda kurikaonuks &#8211; ta peksis kurikaga enda territooriumil olevaid sissetungijaid, mis l\u00f5ppes tublile Tallinna kodanikule surmaga. Kutsume k\u00f5iki Tallinna tonte \u00fcles haarama enda bensiinikanistrid, hekik\u00e4\u00e4rid, putukam\u00fcrgid, happepudelid ja traktorid, et h\u00e4vitada pargid ja v\u00e4ltida edasiseid pargistumise ohvreid.<br \/>\nOlen enesestm\u00f5istetavalt muutnud inimeste nimesid, et kaitsta nende identiteeti ja hingerahu avaliku heakskiidu ja austajate eest.<\/p>\n<p>O\u00dc Egert &amp; Nirk blogijutud<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alles m\u00f6\u00f6dunud laup\u00e4eva \u00f5htupoolikul trippisime koos vana tuttava h\u00e4rra Nirkmaniga Tammsaare pargis. Puhusime niisama mulli elust ja olust kui j\u00e4rsku m\u00e4rkasime enda \u00fcmber puid. Sattusime segadusse. \u201eKas me oleme metsas!?\u201c h\u00fc\u00fcatas Nirkmees. \u201eEi oska \u00f6elda, olen segaduses,\u201c sosistasin aukartusega Nirgile. Paar sammu edasi kargas p\u00f5rgates p\u00f5\u00f5sast v\u00e4lja pargistunud kassin\u00e4rakas. Ehmusime ja jooksime 1k4ja v\u00f5ssa. \u00dclej\u00e4\u00e4nud [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":54,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogipost"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/54"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":190,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/190"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.real.edu.ee\/ajaveeb\/129a\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}